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“During project updates I sometimes feel that the team leader is not listening to everything i say so from time to time i try to drop this into the conversation without them noticing ‘you miserable life sucking half-wit’ - though it probably helps to have another job lined up beforehand - just in case.”

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“Our boss recently did his bit for a greener environment - he turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.”

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“I actually tried jumping through hoops the other day, you would not believe how difficult it was.”

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“If I cannot see the wood for the trees - then if I took the trees away - could I see the wood?”

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“Working in an open plan office is like watching Eastenders and Coronation Street at the same time.”

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“My wife and I used to have deep meaningful conversations; Nowadays, we read each others blog.”

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“To understand you - apparently I need to walk a mile in your shoes; I wish I could manage a mile in my own shoes.”

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“If you are about to fall into the pit of despair, remember to grab for the rope of hope.”

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“It takes the same amount of time to get things right as it does to get things wrong.”

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“I used to drop off to sleep during seminars until I discovered the real problem - boredom.”

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