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Birthdays are good for you

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Statistics show that birthdays are good for you - people with the most typically live longest!”

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Unexpected Error

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why does the computer crash just at the moment when you really need to do something useful with it?”

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You have a new friend request

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Since joining these online social networks I am reminded why I never kept in touch with old friends”

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Take your foot off

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Someone please remind drivers that the road speed limit signs mean “maximum” not “minimum” speed”

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Have a nice apple instead

Monday, July 14th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why is it we try and discourage our kids from eating all the stuff we ate when we were kids?”

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Those biscuits looks nice

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why does naughty food always look more appealing when I am on a diet?”

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Where did you put my …?

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“If you are in a hurry, never look for a screwdriver in the toolbox, instead look in half-empty paint cans, kitchen drawers or the bathroom cabinet.”

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It’s raining, it’s pouring

Friday, July 11th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“I can always tell when it’s going to rain; my wife puts the washing out on the line!”

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The usual?

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“I am not a creature of habit, when going out for dinner I make it a rule to always try something new.”

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Living in the time machine

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Credit Cards are a strange item, I can’t begin to imagine the number of things I wouldn’t have bought if I had to hand over cash.”

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