Archive for July, 2008

Speak with more clarity

Monday, July 21st, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“I asked someone recently to speak with more clarity; they told me they were doing their best to communicate with lucidity in order to raise my perception of the concept and apologised for any indistinctness or ambiguity they may be causing.”

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Scratching into the wall

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“When on the phone - why do all pens go into hiding?”

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What the flick

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“When flicking channel during an advert break - why are the other channels on advert breaks too?”

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Creating quite a buzz

Friday, July 18th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“If you feel quite small and believe your opinion does not count for much; try being a wasp for a day.”

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Unexpected Error

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why does the computer crash just at the moment when you really need to do something useful with it?”

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You have a new friend request

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Since joining these online social networks I am reminded why I never kept in touch with old friends”

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Take your foot off

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Someone please remind drivers that the road speed limit signs mean “maximum” not “minimum” speed”

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Have a nice apple instead

Monday, July 14th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why is it we try and discourage our kids from eating all the stuff we ate when we were kids?”

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Those biscuits looks nice

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why does naughty food always look more appealing when I am on a diet?”

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Where did you put my …?

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“If you are in a hurry, never look for a screwdriver in the toolbox, instead look in half-empty paint cans, kitchen drawers or the bathroom cabinet.”

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