Archive for May, 2008

Oops, a mile too far

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why is that when we run out of fuel, it is the vehicles fault?”

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Just one more mile

Friday, May 30th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why is it that when our car fuel is low we do not stop at the first fuel station, but instead try and see how far we can get?”

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Shh, Keep it under your hat

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why is it that when we have been told something in confidence, we cannot wait to tell someone about it?”

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Down the back of the sofa

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why don’t jigsaw manufacturers sellotape a spare piece to the box in case you lose one?”

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Never a cross word

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“How come we always know the answers when someone else is doing the crossword?”

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Ah, smell that aroma

Monday, May 26th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why does coffee never taste as good at it smells?”

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I wish I had bought that

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why is it the person in front of you at the supermarket always has better shopping?”

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Maybe. Let me think about it for a while.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why is it that when we say maybe, we usually mean no?”

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I need green paving slabs

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“Why, when we forget to mow the lawn does it suddenly grow about 3 foot overnight?”

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live and let die

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

www.jasonslater.co.uk“if we took life too seriously ,we would go mad .”

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