fries with that?
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008“i stopped at a drive through to grab a quick burger; the guy asked me if i was eating in or wanted it to go!?”
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Archive for April, 2008
come in number 9
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008“i have come to the conclusion that we have to grab life by its balls ,new life comes in and old life goes out, so dont waste a moment”.
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never be too good at your job
Monday, April 28th, 2008“in a recent review my boss told me i was irreplacable; it was at that moment i realised my career had ended.”
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buy one get one free ,bog off
Sunday, April 27th, 2008“when you do your shopping next dont be drawn in by the bogof deals ,you end up spending more money on food,and create more recycling . “
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what? who? me? no!
Sunday, April 27th, 2008“concerned over a recent period of unexplained power loss, my boss got us all to produce a list of other problems that we may not know about.”
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it was her not me
Sunday, April 27th, 2008“today we spent the morning brainstorming a new project - no doubt in two weeks time we will spend the morning blamestorming the old project.”
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open plan anyone?
Sunday, April 27th, 2008“if you can find at least one thing that makes you laugh every day - you probably work in an office.”
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two hundred dollars per hour please
Sunday, April 27th, 2008“the simple solution is often the best - unless of course you happen to be a consultant.”
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well done
Saturday, April 26th, 2008“wise man once said ‘you must recognise achievement and reward success but do not clap too much or your reward will be sore hands’.”
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how about a lie in again?
Saturday, April 26th, 2008“there really is nothing like the kids jumping up and down on the bed first thing in the morning to give you the get up and go you need - and to think i was going to waste the morning lying in bed!”
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