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“Statistics show that birthdays are good for you - people with the most typically live longest!”

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“Why does the computer crash just at the moment when you really need to do something useful with it?”

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“Since joining these online social networks I am reminded why I never kept in touch with old friends”

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“Someone please remind drivers that the road speed limit signs mean “maximum” not “minimum” speed”

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“Why is it we try and discourage our kids from eating all the stuff we ate when we were kids?”

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“Why does naughty food always look more appealing when I am on a diet?”

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“If you are in a hurry, never look for a screwdriver in the toolbox, instead look in half-empty paint cans, kitchen drawers or the bathroom cabinet.”

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“I can always tell when it’s going to rain; my wife puts the washing out on the line!”

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“I am not a creature of habit, when going out for dinner I make it a rule to always try something new.”

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“Credit Cards are a strange item, I can’t begin to imagine the number of things I wouldn’t have bought if I had to hand over cash.”

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