Witty Retorts
Monday, 12 November 2007
I am sometimes short for a witty retort; I was once stuck what to say for someone who thought they were being clever by reminding of the six P’s “Proper Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance” shortly afterwards I thought of this retort “Pointless Procrastinating Prevents Proper Projects Progressing” which I only wish I’d have thought of at the time.
Over this weekend my sister told me a good one when I said “There is no I in team” whereupon she replied “Yes and there is no F in Pay” !
It makes me wonder how many other witty retorts there are out there. It’s always good to have them ready
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Jason Slater is an independent technologist and blogger.
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